Welcome! Caustic Material, Inc. is not a politically correct company. If we were you'd be greeted by a scantily-clad smoking-hot 15-year-old with questionable morals as you walked into our dimly lit and homogenized store at your local mall. Instead we set-up shop on the internet, pretty much the back alley abortion clinic of commerce. That is really the way we like it. It might be less convenient than a trip to the strip mall and a bit grimier than you are accustomed to, but if you found your way to our front door, there certainly is a reason. So welcome to the warehouse.
Our goals are to be funny, relevant and unique. We want our designs to elicit a reaction out of people. Laughter, anger and even a healthy fear would be a nice start. Make a statement without even opening your mouth. Leave that to your shirt and our designs. If you like what you see, and even if you don't, tell someone about the site.
Welcome to the new normal! |